A Tottenham fan has been left dazed and confused when trying to decide if he hates or loves his team.
James Smith, 29 from North London, admits he swears at Spurs more often than he does at his kids, wife and work colleagues combined.
And yet, he arguably declares his love for them more too.
Mr Smith said: "You only know if you follow Spurs. One minute I love them, the next I'd rather stick I'm a Celebrity on I'm so angry."
"I can't stay away and I can't watch. There's so much to love and so much that makes you want to burst with a combination of frustration, rage and the all to familiar sadness. But I love them. I'm confused and need help."
James is not likely to be the only man suffering with this condition.