A Tottenham fan has dramatically cancelled a pre-arranged pint with his Arsenal supporting friend this evening after Spurs did a Spurs.
After his team crashed out of Europe following a distinctly average defeat to Monaco, the tough decision was made.
Meanwhile, the Gunners are coasting through to the last-16 as usual.
The unnamed Tottenham fan said: "I just can't go through with it. Two hours of nonsense about Arsene Wenger's record qualifying for the last-16."
"He'll then throw in a mention of the end of last season, the fact Harry Kane used to be an Arsenal fan and a bit of Mesut Ozil bo*****s."
We have since been informed that he is willing to discuss a re-arranged beer once Arsenal's season goes completely pear shaped in February.